lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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done:

my mum walked in as i was taking this so i told her it was a metaphor

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intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

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How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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