cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

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joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

(via jihx)

therobbit:

congrats to cbs atlanta on scoring an interview with freddy kreuger

(via pizza)

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes

(via pizza)

(via pizza)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via tripping-queen)

lameboyfriend:

rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD 

(via pizza)

psyducked:

taking a chance and making a move

(via pathosylagrimas)

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via pizza)

flamingno:

weavemunchers:

I SENT MY FRIEND A SNAPCHAT AND MY FACE GOT STUCK IN THE ICON OMFG

IT LOOKS HORRIFIED TO BE TRAPPED LIKE THAT

(via iamchippednailpolish)

(via vunl)

nosdrinker:

where’s the petition to free this driver

(via iamchippednailpolish)

onlylolgifs:

Guilty Dog 

(via iamchippednailpolish)

would you love a girl without breasts(or small ones)?

Anonymous

guy:

yeah of course

if she didn’t have breasts, I’d just buy her some

thatfunnyblog:

too turnt

(via pizza)